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Aug 30 2012

Rap Rebuttal to the World’s Most Expensive $1 Million Dollar Gold-Plated Vacuum Cleaner

Supposedly there’s a $1,000,000 gold plated vacuum for sale that caters to the 1%.  So, I’m sure you’re thinking what I’m thinking.  A  one million dollar vacuum cleaner? Is that logical? Simple answer, No! If, I’m a billionaire and have all the riches in the world, the last thing on my mind would be cleaning and vacuum cleaners.  I would have maids take care of my mansion with a Dyson…..oh wait, I would have marble floors so I don’t need a vacuum.  But unfortunately, I’m not a billionaire and like most fall within the 99%.

Crucial Vacuum represents the 99%.  You have a lot on your hands and I’m sure expensive vacuum cleaners and cleaning parts are not something that you want to add on your plate.  High quality at affordable prices for everyone with great customer service is what we provide, that’s keeping it real.  Want to  see it to believe it?  We made a rap rebuttal video to the world’s most Expensive vacuum cleaner $1 million dollar gold vacuum. What more can I say?

We take great pride in designing our own vacuum cleaner filters, bags and parts – we refuse to charge outrageous prices for our products.  Crucial Vacuum is pleased to always provide our premium quality vacuum cleaner replacement parts at a fraction of the cost of OEM parts along with free shipping, free returns while planting a tree for every 1,000 filters sold.

The lyrics from their rap say it all [excerpt]:
“This is not a vacuum for the 1%.
You could be dressed in gold, but ya don’t represent.
If ya want to go vacuum, get it from the pros.
Crucial Vacuum Filters! Suck it like a hose!”

Crucial Vacuum is a leading manufacturer and online supplier of vacuum cleaner bags, filters, belts and parts. The website is dedicated to providing its customers with the complete range of premium quality vacuum parts (to all vacuum cleaner owners) at affordable prices.

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